Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Emperor Palpatine Reads George R.R. Martin's A Game of Thrones!

Editor's Note: Today we introduce the talents of Jeff Yonosick, a fine fellow and writer who makes his Seventh Star Press blog debut with his Emperor Palpatine Reads feature! In this first one, Emperor Palpatine Reads: A Game of Thrones, by George R.R. Martin. For readers short on time, these features will help you cut to the chase!

Emperor Palpatine Reads

by Jeff Yonosick

Here on Valentine's Day is George R. R. Martin's A Game of Thrones, as if it were read by Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars:

"Something...Something....Something Winter is Coming! Something....something....something...Dire Wolves! Something....Something....Something BASTARDS! Something...Something....Something INCEST! something...something...something WHORES!!!! Something...something..something Everyone you care about is DEAD!!! Good Read YES!!!!"

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  1. bwahahaha! I haven't read this series yet, but did just read the issue #1 of the comic. This pretty much sum it up based on what I have read :)

  2. I have yet to read it but have all of them except the last one. I also haven't seen the HBO show but as Sharon has said it about sums up what I've heard.